Meryl the Magic Barrel

Soooooo.....yeah...I took a chance, made a change in my life...and became a complete nerd.  I played Dungeons and Dragons last night.  My character is a magic wizard barrel named Meryl.  I am the leader of our group, which includes a detective skeleton "Jack Clack," a 5' 60lb mantis shrimp monk named "Steve," a cuddly warrior cat, "Bramble Pelt," and the evil acid spitting deer, "Bambino." 

Last night I hypnotized a whole town guard with a magic rainbow...but my group didn't escape.  They wanted to continue punching things.